metal sign - alcohol because

Tired of all those great stories that start with everyday salads? No? That's because they don't exist. No big story has ever started with someone eating a salad.

Meet our sturdy metal plate, specially made to bring a spark of humour and mischief to your surroundings.

Picture this: you are hosting a gathering with friends, you are laughing together and pouring delicious drinks. Your metal sign hangs jauntily on the wall, proudly displaying the timeless quote: "Alcohol. Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad." It's a statement that resonates with all the free spirits and mischievous people out there!

But this record is not just a witty decoration. It is also a great conversation starter and a reminder that the best stories are told with a hint of cheekiness and a dash of liquid courage. That's why this is the perfect gift for a storyteller. Let them know you're on to them. After all, you know how these great stories started.

Life is too short for meaningless stories and boring salads. Let this metal board remind you of that.

Qualities

• wall mounting
• colour: white/brown
• material: metal
• dimensions: 13 (h) x 30.5 (w) x 0.5 (d) cm

Text

Alcohol, because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad